shirtsthatgohard:

tropics777:

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

demilypyro:

inkthecryptid:

inkthecryptid:

demilypyro:

Warning for cis men: if a trans woman invites you to play dungeons and dragons do NOT accept. She is attempting to induct you into her coven, and likely infect you with cooties

Out of my way loser I’m boutta get it

I am no longer a cis man

malewifecombat:

malewifecombat:

And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us

burned my eggs and got mad sorry lol

himeno-ran:

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

coughloop:

coughloop:

All the other hens in the coop are talking shit behind my back again

“I heard she lays fuzzy eggs. I heard Her eggs were growing hair on the outside of them. I heard last time her egg hatched the chick came out screaming in a human voice”. THEYRE NORMAL EGGS

cassie-darlin:

thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob:

cassie-darlin:

cassie-darlin:

whatever dude

please tell me how umbreon is between a dog and a mollusk

no

discodeerdiary:

domloco:

typhlonectes:

Me getting estradiol

archipelagoofliterarynonsense:

I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme

egberts:

supreme-leader-stoat:

takineko:

justcatposts:

Every year a bobcat mama gives birth to a litter of kittens on my roof. I set up a camera this time around. 

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Youth fascination with technology